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Merry Knitmas!

Chat it.
Knit it.
Wear it.

Tell us who’s on your list: their cat, their job, their questionable dance moves. We draw it, knit a preview in real yarn, and make the only one at the party.

Got a photo of them, or the dog? You can add it next, before we draw.

Shipping to
52 sleeps till Christmas.
Christmas cat, worn by an AI model
One of one $89
Three little doors

How it works

  1. Describe it

    “My brother, a firefighter who thinks he can sing.” Attach a photo of the dog if you like. Ask for changes until it’s perfectly terrible.

  2. See it knitted

    Every design becomes real stitches in 4 yarns (or 2, for two-tone) from a 36-colour shade card, so the preview is what you get. Try it on with a photo, too.

  3. We knit one, just for you

    Made to order on a knitting machine and delivered in about two weeks. No elves were harmed.

Close-up of the knitted front of Christmas cat
The preview is the pattern

Every stitch you see gets knitted

Most “custom” sweaters are a picture printed on fleece. Yours is knitted from the same stitch file we render here. Zoom in before you order: what you see in the close-up is what arrives.

Ho-ho-honorarium

Design one, earn 10% every time it’s ordered

Share your design to the gallery. Every time someone orders it, you earn 10% of the sale, paid out through Stripe. Santa’s elves don’t even get that.

Making a list, knitting it twice

Who is this sweater for?

Design yours, free