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Navy sweater with golden scales holding red and yellow ornaments, white and red text NAUGHTY? OBJECTION!, holly, gavel, and borders of white Knit close-up of the front panel
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Naughty? Objection! Lawyer Sweater

by Matthias

Knitted in 4 yarns
  • No. 29 Navy
  • No. 16 Bleach
  • No. 18 Mustard
  • No. 04 Chili
$89 plus sales tax · sizes 3XS–3XL · size chart
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Santa's scales of justice hung with ornaments. For the lawyer arguing their way onto the nice list.

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